davehayes.org

From the annals of LS2.com.

Little background…a buddy of mine, his girlfriend is a complete gold digger. She’ll only date someone that has a ton of money. You know the type. Anyway, her ex-boyfriend is RICH, very RICH, and he’s always trying to see her when he comes into town, which is very annoying to my buddy. I guess when his g/f and her ex were still seeing each other, he had given her a pair of ungodly expensive earrings. When they broke up, she kept them for whatever reason, but she never wears them. So she had these diamonds sitting in her jewelry box.

So me and my buddy had gone to the mall yesterday, I had to get some things done, so we went and got what I needed,when he told me he needed to the jewelry store to get his g/f some earrings. We get to the jeweler and he whips out said earrings, tells the jeweler that his daughter just turned 16 and he had gotten her these earrings for her sweet 16, but she was very irresponsible, and he wanted the real diamonds to be replaced with a cubic zirconia and to put the real diamonds on a new set of earrings. I’m no diamond expert, guy at the jewler told us they were worth at least $9k a piece.

So this guy takes his newly aqquired CZ earrings and puts them back in his girls jewelry box.

Fast forward to today…..He Gives her the real diamonds when he went there this morning. She of course goes nuts, and says they look better than the ones her ex-boyfriend gave her, to which he replied, “that’s because these are real, those diamonds he gave you are actually CZ’s I can spot fakes a mile away”. She got very defensive at that point and eventually went to a local jewler (not the same one as the swap), and found out that they were indeed CZ’s. She calls ex, tells him she never want’s to talk to him again, and hangs up on him.

Somehow, my buddy managed to single handedly get rid of the ex, and become a hero. Killing two birds with one stone. You be the judge……scumbag, or genius?

This entry was posted on Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 at 9:30 am and is filed under humor, life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.