Archive for March, 2006

cutsie nicknames for common items make you sound gay

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

in the online world known as message boards, you’re inevitably going to run across a massive amount of illiterate retards. as frustrating as that is in and of itself, i’ve also noticed the commonality of substituting -y or -ie on the end of many, many items to produce some cutsie nicknames for random junk. these include, but are not limited to, the following:

  • shottie/shotty = shotgun
  • rottie/rotty = rottweiler
  • subie = subaru
  • teggy = integra
  • dizzy = distributer
  • silvy = silverado or silvia
  • formy = formula

you get the idea. if you use these terms, stop it. you sound gay. this has been your davehayes.org PSA for the day.

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Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

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