i can’t stand to look at tom cruise
a little while back, i went with a friend (unfortunately a fat, bald dude and not some cute blonde) to see the new mission: impossible (aka :m:i:3::::::). now, i know in the past girls went ga ga over tom cruise. he’s supposedly a very handsome man (i’m not qualified to make such judgements), and i’m sure at least one of the two girls that read this blog (not you, mom) are probably drooling over the picture right there. go ahead and click on it for the super-zoom-cruise-view and rejoin the group as soon as you’re finished.
well, i can’t stand to look at this guy (and not just because he’s a complete moonbat). you see, while i was at the movie i noticed something: dude’s face is crooked. most peoples’ gap between their two front teeth is centered below their nose but tom cruise’s gap is not centered. one of his teeth is and man does it look weird. just look at it there on the left. i blew it up so you could see it. the movie itself was surprisingly not completely awful but man does this guy’s face bug the crap out of me. you know i’m right, go ahead and click the other picture again and see for yourself. on another somewhat related note, have you ever noticed the way john mayer sticks his tongue out when he sings?
May 17th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Thanks Son, You just ruined my day. I will never look at Tom the same way again. Don’t even think about looking at Sean Connery up close!!
April 8th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I like Tom Cruise himself and I think he’s a really great actor, and is great at putting up an act even when he’s not on stage. His and Katie’s clothes on the Red Carpet at the UK _Valkyrie_ premiere were just very great. I went and looked over Scientology to see what it was about it that attracted to Tom Cruise. But, all it is about is an artificial act and honesty isn’t important there. It is just about putting on an act and I’m not good at putting on an act at all. I’m a writer and not an actor. A writer can use actors, but things that are about the act, can’t use any writers. I feel that Star Trek was more of the vision that America needed and not what Scientology offers, though much of it is good, but you can’t really make it work or it just wasn’t going to work for me. I’m 46 and set in my ways too much to change my act up too much at this point in my life. I’m also a former Girl Scout, an Alpha Phi Omega, and a I’m a fan of Star Trek, but a lot of my values conflict with the values of Scientology even if there is a lot of stuff in it that’s good, it just wasn’t the right Fraternity for me. Sincerely, I love Tom Cruise and I thought he did real well in _Valkyrie_ and I liked that movie and its topic, but I know that Scientology and I, we just don’t go together. We just aren’t a good fit for each other. I can’t lie through my teeth like that.