fashionable women’s eyewear
i’ve never been a fan of women’s fashion in general. i still giggle at the pirate pants. usually a fashionable young female will correct me and tell me they’re gaucho style pants or some crap. seriously, you look like you’re wearing part of a pirate costume. let’s not even get started on the frankenstein shoes…
a few years back, johnny knoxville popularized the gigantic aviator/cop sunglasses for guys. i don’t know if the women’s thing evolved from that or what… but wow, this is a little crazy. do you remember that show land of the lost? well, all i can say is D&G must’ve really fallen in love with the sleestak.

i know you guys don’t care what i think… but can we please have less of the reptilian dinosaur alien look (especially the swashbuckling reptilian dinosaur alien bride of frankenstein look)?